We should just send them this in reply, in addition to outing them.

What the fuck does “sugar tits” actually mean?

Cognitive dissonance.

Look, I love proper English as much as the next Grammar Nazi, but it puts people off when one speaks properly. I do have my pet peeves, though, like anyone else with a brain. But people are challenged and call me officious for speaking in my normal voice. I can't help but feel the need to tone this shiz down. Where…

Will I be in the greys forever? I seem to remember being out before...le sigh.

I saw this on Metafilter, and upon reading it, I truly understood what a "trigger warning" is. This woman could be my mother, and this is INFURIATING. If you've suffered through this kind of parenting and struggled with the decision to cut a parent out of your life, you just inherently know from her language that this…

Okay, I thought I was immune but I believe flight 93 was shot down. I don't believe in any other 911 conspiracies or any other whacko stuff. Well, except I do talk to my cat quite a lot.

Booooo, Cecily Strong was better than all them all! ***Boooo***

Uh, didn't Martha Stewart start out as a model? Not that I am defending GOOP.

How could someone film this and not pet that kitten? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUZZY, PET THE DAMN KITTEN! Gah! #peopleareinsane

If they met when she was visiting another prisoner, doesn't that mean they had no prior relationship? So he gets to have conjugal visits with someone he met at the prison? That seems a bit much, to me.

I had a cat like this. She would chase anything out of *her* yard. I watched her chase big dogs, a fox, deer, people. She was just a little thing but suuuuper territorial and super awesome.

Also, as someone who no longer communicates with her mother I want to say, I feel so, so bad for Ariel Winter. To have to stand up in court and say that you don't want to be with your mother is a horrible, horrible thing. It took me a hundred years of pain to finally cut off my mother, and I never had to do it…

Sally is awesome. With age comes wisdom, motherf**ker! C***T!

Straight from the khalasar...it is known!

I feel like I should be punished for laughing so hard at this...

Watching Louis CK on SNL...he's just doing his stand-up routine as the monologue and it sounds like a really bad laugh-track going on. It's just not working for me. Just me?

Am I the only one who skimmed this article and can only think of Dexter? Yes? OK, keeping my head down...

Oh, the memories! I can hardly wait until the senility kicks in. #bringit