Shrinkage! It's the ICE! #ahahahaha #bestthingever

Perfect. I wish I could star this a MILLION times!

Speaking of that amazing voice... Famous Men Reading Famous Poetry

Rectum? I hardly knew 'em! [I'll show myself out...]

First two times I saw Moulin Rouge I absolute hated, hated, hated it. For some reason it came up again and it just hit me what a romantic story it is. I know it sucks and it's cheezy and spastic but I fell in love with it.

Just want to say, this is such an awesome post! So many memories and so much talent! I commend you! #huzzah

There's an Archie Comics CEO?

I grew up poor and in a tiny, rural town, and Red Lobster was a BIG DEAL, y'all! It was FANCY for me! I grew up and got out, but I can see the appeal. To some people this is the big time. Or was, for a while.

So parents may avoid having more children with contraception, sterilization, or illicit use of NFP to bear this cost.

I loved it, too! Funnier and sharper than I expected!

Came here to see this, tyvm! :)

_This_ is my fucking superpower? Preventing pregnancy when raped? If only I had known... #notenoughexpletivesintheworld

So is it better to rotate your chicken than choke it? Y'know...for SCIENCE!

I saw this article on ABC that has these quotes: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/stressed-men-prefer-heavier-women-study/story?id=16950542#.UCO9W8iqEk0

"In this case, mate selection criteria may become more liberal as a way of preserving the species...We have some proverbs that reflect this idea such as, 'Any port in a storm.'