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Such an underrated show. They had an episode where the company had to install a water fountain and label it colored people because their new automated system or something had a glitch where it couldn’t detect black people or darker skinned people.  I was sad when it was canceled.  

So Ellen is the real life version of the boss that Portia de Rossi played on Better Off Ted?

I promise you that her WH staff does not have an easy time. Even if they don’t have as much to do as other staffers, there is nothing about Melania that strikes me as being “good to the help.”

But remember, this is a woman who speaks five languages.

Investigation...by the police?

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

The idea that people like this are even being interviewed and having their views be taken seriously is so fucking frustrating.  Can we PLEASE stop giving airtime to these morons?  If the main reason that this country goes down in flames is because perfectly fine woman candidates are seen as bitches by the electorate,

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

I love the grammatical decisions of the packaging.

I’m not particularly fretting about the end of the world, sudden apocalypse style; either running out of meds or pacemaker battery will get me if I survive the initial event. The slow, drawn out end politicians and corporations are likely going to lead us into, probably while telling us we’ve never had it so good,

I just want to point out that most of the opening credit images are of Big Sur, not Monterey. The very top of Big Sur is 24 miles south of Monterey. It always bothers me that they try to act like Big Sur is Monterey, it isn’t, and Carmel is in between them, along with a bunch of open space. I don’t think anyone living

Considering how much John hovered over the production, even just in the background watching dailies, it’s impressive that it delves into his imperfections as much as it does, and it’s still not faint praise to applaud a major studio for embracing a gay and sexual main character the way Paramount has done.

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

And in his mind a woman having an abortion will still be a greater sin than a priest committing sexual assault.

The Catholic Church has the biggest grift of all time. Pray to God, give the man “representing” him money and maybe you will go to heaven. If you give him more however, you are upping your chances. A religion with the largest wealth ever amassed and yet they tell their people to live in poverty, tithe and just be

Australia knew he was guilty the second he fled to Rome. Too sick to fly home my butt, he was healthy enough to scarper when people first started talking.

Maybe he can share living quarters with Cardinal Law. They can both yammer on about how innocent they are.

He was born this way? As in a sociopath? Is that an accepted defense, nowadays?

Rihanna could show up in a literal hefty bag and Jez/the internet would trip all over themselves to claim it’s haute couture. She looks like she’s going to the prom in 1995.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?