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ElleEmm

I am from every continent in Africa except for one and I’m from every continent in Europe except for one...We are a melting pot of beauty

Well, as for me, I don’t even see gender. I mean a movie can star a man, a woman, a banana, a 1978 Datsun, the sandwich platter I ate for dinner on Saturday with the weird pink cream cheese, a litter of cats, a purple of dragon—just about anything. I think the misandry against men in the movie industry needs to end.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

He's also a hack. I've never forgiven him for X3.

Brett seems like a talented, stand up guy...

Paul buddy, all you had to do was summon Gozer the Gozerian. She would have put those troll in their place.

How to make a proposal all about you 101

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

Texts from Kara:

Hollywood's punishment of Mo'Nique's "attitude" problems is emblematic of the way Black and brown women and girls are punished for non-conformity to standards for white femininity (complacent, quiet, obedient, eager to please) throughout all our systems, beginning with school discipline. It is a punishment, y'all, and

Meanwhile, noted child rapist Roman Polanski gets backup from pretty much everyone in Hollywood despite being a child rapist.

This is pretty low. A cover letter is supposed to help you show the hiring manager what you can bring to a new job, and this woman wants to use skills she's gained in the past to be a victim advocate in the future. This is probably an entry level job for her, or she'd be talkinga bout her criminal justice experience.

ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

She may be annoying, but she's right. Seems a little harsh to mock her.

Oh please. If this was an artist on Jezebel's 'acceptable' list, you'd be backing her the fuck up.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.