is your real name penelope?

Tina Belcher is my queen.

I will start by saying I made a new account to post with because I do not want to post on my real account and out myself.

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

Thank you. I was coming here to say exactly that, but you phrased it perfectly.

That said, I can't wait to hear more insightful and well-informed commentary from all the people who crawled out of the woodwork to say "even though he was there and said he was raped, I, random internet asshole, am better-informed than he…

I have learned so many bad things about myself when I first heard the story — because, even though I believe every female rape survivor who comes forward with her story, I still felt incredulous at LaBoeuf's. I fucking hate how primed I am to think about men who are sexually assaulted. It's not fair to them, and it's…

I just want to say before the comments get full of people doubting Shia LaBeouf that anyone who continues to claim he wasn't raped is a rape apologist, a victim blamer, and an asshole.

Sooooo, he proved that people on Jezebel are decent human beings. Wow. Score one for the MRA team... amirite.

At this time last year, if you had tried to talk to me about issues of social justice and inequality, I probably would've brushed you off and told you the the LGBT community is doing pretty well for themselves. At this time last year, if you were to ask what I knew of transgender issues, I couldn't name one. I…

No way! Celebration Time!

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zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.

I hugged Kate and she hated it:(

Do you want a hug?

Seriously, people, enough with the Susan B Anthony ticker tape parades already. It's like every weekend all over the TV.

I guess when you put it that way I now see the error in my ways.

That's another thing that pisses me off about comedians who dabble in racist comedy or outright lament about being PC. In their warped minds they think not being a racist is somehow the status quo, and they're just being so edgy. There's nothing edgy about being a racist comedian in a country like the US.

I'm sorry. I did what I could. I told my friends to vote. I delivered voter registration papers to someone's hospital room. I took someone to vote. I talked to even one of my most conservative friends about why it was important to vote No one 1. God I'm so angry, disgusted, and frustrated right now. There are many…