Wait, someone who calls himself “Father” John Misty is accusing someone else of trying to be a Grand Leader and promote an ideology?

No, she shouldn’t have ended up with Duckie! Duckie is the proto-Nice Guy.

It does:

Oded Fehr always comes to mind with issues like this. He’s an Israeli man who has played, to my knowledge, an Egyptian, a Saudi Arabian, a Generic Hispanic Person, a Greek, an Argentinian, and a couple of times has also gotten to play an Israeli spy.

I actually always really liked Mellie, even when the show tries to make you hate her, because she seems like the ideal example of how a “good” female character doesn’t have to mean a “perfect” female character. She can be conniving and cruel but also lost and hurt, and funny, and justifiably angry, and you don’t…

I was having a shitty summer, money and boyfriend trouble, living in a small town without much to do. They were playing Epic Movie in the cheap theater, so my BFF and I decided that air conditioning and moving pictures were worth a few dollars and a few hours of our time. It got to the "Willy Wonka" scene, and my BFF…

Very interesting! I didn't know they had sold the Hooper Mansion— it's been too long since I went wandering in that neighborhood.

They own this gorgeous building in Boston. I spent about fifteen minutes walking around it taking pictures before I actually got to the front, where it had the Scientology sign and the "free brainwashing DVD" display.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm on Azalea's side in this one. People who receive confidential information have a duty not to spread it around, whether it's to their brother/the person's "biggest fan" or an online data collector. They responded to her concerns with a douchey play on one of her song lyrics and…

And once again, I'm made to question why I live here.... oh yeah, cheap living expenses so I can actually tackle my student loans. Guess it's back out to the ten feet of snow and ridiculous cowboy cops for me.

Darn it, you beat me to it.

I was also really pulling for Oded Fehr as Dr. Strange.

That asshole Gardner being elected aside, I'm very, very glad that the Colorado personhood amendment failed, not only for the women of Colorado, but for the women of Wyoming. Wyoming has basically no abortion clinics (possibly no abortion clinics at this point, the last one I knew about I haven't heard anything from…

I'll miss you, Lindy, you were my favorite!

You're leaving us?! But Lindy, you're my favorite! :(

My mother always told me, "Just because someone else is in more pain than you, doesn't mean that you aren't in pain."

I tried to make that candy SO MANY TIMES.

I was always told that rather than cancer, the aluminum in antiperspirant can lead to increased risk of Alzheimer's. Is there any truth to that link?

The first verse could be subtitled "ElleEmm's roommates."

That's the exact point of a "not all men" comment, though. No one who is complaining about men in general is saying that absolutely every person who has a "Y" chromosome is a misogynist, or a sexual predator, or whatever. They are talking about a culture of male privilege, male entitlement, etc. When someone jumps in…