I’m just [just, just, just] okay with Spotlight winning Best Picture: 1) it denied it going to Revenant, and 2) Michael Keaton’s literal Fuck Yeah Moment:

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

And no, you aren’t an unsung hero because your dream girl doesn’t dream of you. You’re a bad best friend for not respecting her decisions and thinking that means her love for you isn’t worth anything.

Yep. Duckie was such a Nice Guy. He was really creepy riding his bike past her house, showing up at her job (uninvited), crashing her get togethers with friends. No way should she have gone out with Duckie. She should have reported him to the police.

The parents of trans girls don’t want their daughters to use the bathroom with young men who are going through their natural hormonal changes, either, especially since that poses far more of a risk to them than to a cis girl sharing a bathroom with a trans girl.

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

Trans girls aren't young men. And, if they're going through any hormonal changes, it's probably the same ones your daughter would be going through, because we have modern medicine now that does such things. So, how about you either take a chill pill, or have the decency to own your transphobia. Don't hide behind your…

Trans women aren’t men, so shouldn’t be a problem for your hypothetical teenage daughter.

A “young woman” would not be using a shared bathroom with “young men” - a transgendered person would be using it with one (and only one) of those groups.

But Deathstroke is SLADE Wilson. Deadpool is WADE Wilson. Clearly different.

“Unapologetically, absent me there is no Deadpool. Period,” said Rob Liefeld. “I am the name, the costume, the look, the origin and the attitude. Great one-liners are the result of other writers. But there’s no Deadpool at all in existence without me.”

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Will this never cease to be the truth??

From the creators of Smallville, Gotham, and Riverdale comes a new line up of town-named shows: Shire, about the younger years of Frodo and Sam, set in a Hobbit town reimagined as a hipster district in Northern California. Also, don’t miss Toshi Station, the story of a young Luke Skywalker and his sexy young friends…

There’s only one cat movie to watch coming up soon. Keanu, baby.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

What’s that? You want to use this article as an excuse to post Alan Rickman gifs? Works for me.

Does it come in yellow?