Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

*pushes glasses up on nose*

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

i saw this and i was like 'wow, that's mean!'

I just wanted to say my Pinterest is almost entirely sexy vampire girls or Harley and Ivy pictures. Nonconformist here. <South Park goth kids>

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

"Someday my prince will cum."

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

No one's slick as Gaston

it can, but the health outcomes are not great. But hey, these abysmal asses are pro-life, not pro-quality-of-life.

GOOD.

Please provide your statistics. I pulled the FBI crime statistics from 2011 that show that whites are charged for 69.2% of crimes whereas African-Americans are charged with 28.4%.

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

Because if you're good at what you do, raping a teen shouldn't matter.*

HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHO HE IS?! THATS CONNOR?! oh my god, how did I never fucking connect those dots?! I've been trying to figure out who this damn bastard is for years now but never once thought to IMDB him. HOLY CRAP.

I've irrationally disliked him ever since he was Angel's son.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

If they ever have a child, that child will have an eye color that is legally classified as "soul-piercing."