And once again, the photos are cheap crap that any dickwad with a point-and-shoot and a moderately steady hand can achieve.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

Team audience. Show up and act like a professional.

THEYRE LOOKING @ MY WEINER ????????????????????????????

This is why people with chronic illness find it nearly impossible to hold down jobs. I once had a very similar situation when working in retail (I was in the middle of a flare and ended up fainting in the women's room and being taken to the ER) and while my boss didn't fire me, he did tell me if I called out again I…

Bullshit. Absolute bullshit created by empire building countries like england and spain. Fuck you and your distorted bullshit version of "reality". Moron.

The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

I can't wait for Size 007: for the deadly, debonair debutante.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

I was alone and a little tipsy.

Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…