I don't know why it's a big deal, but it just kind of takes the wind out of your sails. Mine at least. Penelope is a great name, they had better not have another and name her Josephine or I'm going to have to resort to bad celebrity names like Chair or Spigot.

If this were real, I would actually pee my pants in happiness and never stop... Because of all the happiness.

Pfffft.

Nope, he is single and lookin' to mingle!

Yo, The Donald. You know what I did when I realized I didn't like the iPhone screen size?

The idea that you think pets are there solely for food would make me not want to be with you. Serious red flag for a dude with issues.

I don't think people mean it literally when they say that. It's just a way of saying, "Don't expect me to give up my dog if you start whining about your allergies." Or, "If I find out you mistreated my dog when I wasn't around, you'll be the one left out in the cold."

Pro tip. Humans are duplicitous, scheming, and always looking for the bigger better deal.

I was also planning a lovely med-free water birth, then my baby turned footling breech, his head was off the fucking charts enormous, my fluids were low and the cord was blocked, and I ended up on an operating table.

Preach!!!
Why why why do people think art should be free? Like somehow you did me a favor by telling me I needed to write you a poem/song/paint you something. No thanks, my portfolio's big enough.

Go nuts. When you don't put a value on your work, no one else will.

I thought the exact same thing! I can't believe people expect to get professional work for free...or even for that cheap. I just eloped and payed more than that for a great professional photographer to do a couple hours worth of photos. And....how long does a birth last? My guess is they'd be hard pressed to find…

Amen! Even if it's the quickest birth ever, $150 covers nothing!

Maybe it's just the freelance musician in me speaking up, but $150 and/or the "creative inspiration" is exploitation.

What are his and/or her trades? Maybe they could barter a day or two of work for it, after the photographer has checked their portfolios. Jesus.

I think it's delicate man eyes, actually. Men are invariably the ones who freak out about male nudity—remember all the uproar over the OMG BLUE PENIS in Watchmen?

" Start going to church or another place where bloody Bronze Age fairy tales and magical wine are served up in equal measure. "

My dad always said that my sister would have broken 7lbs at birth if she hadn't taken a dump before they got her on the scale!

Everyone knows a fetus is white, male and Christian while in utero. That's how they get so much Republican love.

I loved her in Stardust. That was such an odd, little one-off pleasure of a movie.

Oh. Yeah. All the lulz when the punch line is deaf kids AMIRITE?