I feel you. Alternatively, I would be ecstatic to live on our current income but not have to pay for daycare.

What? Even if she were covered in gray hair and wrinkles she can wear her hair any how she likes. There are no "too young" or "too old" haircuts. Its how you rock them and she's doing just fine.

But...31 is not old, and long hair is not necessarily "young."

Near-sighted and anxious?!? Then I am a rhino too! From now on, when someone makes me anxious, I will charge at them bellowing like a rhino. "What, I was just following my natural animal instincts!"

.. seriously? The fuck is YOUR problem?
A big issue with the seriously mentally ill is that they DON'T want help, but they desperately need it. That's the thing about being crazy. When you're crazy, you don't realize that you're crazy, because it all makes sense to you. Because you're crazy.

"Too young a look for a 31-year-old"? Unless she's wearing it in pigtails, I don't see how.

So we should have let her start more fires, or...

Good example you're setting for your kid there, lady—when you don't get what you want, scream at someone who has no power to make things better for you until you get your way.

I read that Rhinos aren't aggressive animals they just have really horrible eye sight and are really anxious animals so when something comes near it they charge the fuck out of it.

She is WAY out of his league. He's like 20,000 underneath the sea in comparison.

Your profile picture is spectacular.
I am probably in love with you.

It doesn't matter how stressed a mother (or father) is at their kids, it is never ever acceptable to yell and scream at someone providing you a service. It's bullying, plain and simple, and when kids watch their parents doing it to other people then they might think it's acceptable for them to do in life as well.*

No. Nope. Sorry.

Nope. I've worked waaaaay too much retail to side with this woman. Yelling at a retail employee is all about exerting power over someone who can't do anything to stand up for herself.

She is....

I suspect that Huma Abedin is not really "OK" with this.

So men blaming women because they know nothing about the fathers' role in providing the chromosome that determines sex is just the story of the ages, innit?

I joined too. It seems oppressively cheerful.

It has an interesting premise but that doesn't matter since I'd see it even if it didn't...because costume porn.

You rule the internet forever. Please start working for Jezebel now so I can formally cite you in Adult Person Conversations.