If there is one man for whom no panties should ever drop, it's this skeezy misogynist.

My grandmother used to say that whenever you met an ugly baby and didn't want to lie, you said "Now THAT'S a baby!"

Especially considering the fact that if Zimmerman had STAYED IN HIS TRUCK and NOT FOLLOWED TRAYVON, he would have had nothing to be afraid of.

Maybe if she had shot him dead she'd have been acquitted?

The cheating spouse should take 100% of the blame. I don't care if you only have sex once a year; if you don't like it get a divorce. THEN go fuck somebody else.

Infidelity is the fault of the person who strays, and no one else's.

Yup, nothing puts me in the mood for love like the crushing feeling of obligation.

No wonder women are so sexually dysfunctional.

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

I would LOVE that. "So you've left the Big Brother house, NOT winning any money, and also lost your job due to the fact that you are a despicable virulent racist. How's that feel?"

Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

Nope, not sexist! He pulls male colleagues into his lap all the time!

Seriously. That might be the most EPIC FAIL of all epic fail commenter attempted corrections of all time.

Eventually all of those "anecdotes" magically compile together to make this thing called "data." It's a real thing. Look it up.

My bf sent me this article a couple days ago and was so proud of himself for finding it before I read it on Jezebel. He tries so hard to feminist with me and find new things, and I've always already heard them.

Can we all agree that Demi is totally the shit? That girl has been through some stuff, and bless her heart for staying strong and being real.

Dear Beebermom: Your son pissed in a bucket that some low wage worker had to empty out and clean before being able to mop the floors in the restaurant. Instead of apologizing to the low wage worker, the kitchen workers, and the restaurant, he apologized to Bill Clinton for squirting cleaning fluid on his photo. Your…

"Yeah, Boomers: a lot of us are narcissistic."

Ah, allow me to sample this dish of succulent irony — the hippie, free love generation blaming hard-working interns for being too lazy. Needs more hypocritical salt, methinks.

Alterego's post on GroupThink about this was better.

I have tried to come up with a comment to express how I feel, but I need to let Ms. Knope do it for me. WTF is wrong with these people?