sYeah, no. I've tried with a big cock, and no. You can't fit a potato through a key-hole people. Like, duh.

Exactly, this isn't the same thing as "oh look I can fit this condom over my head if I want to". Birthing is not fun. Plus babies don't go in and out and in and out...

Here. Here.

I always have stated my <3 <3 <3 for avg. cocks

I'm a gay, and my cookiebox ain't huge. It's notoriously...small. I dealt with a larger man once, and I cried. Gimmie smaller anyday.

I can't even imagine this conversation between me and my MIL. She'd be like, Sharkna- what now? Okaaaay.

Cum on, there's nothing wrong with posts about the male anatomy. You don't have to be a dick about it!

Would you question a male-oriented site that spent a lot of time talking about boobs?

Well, if you want to interact with a dick, having fun facts to know and share seems like a useful enterprise.

What. The actual. Fuck.

IT'S THE XBOXCOLYPSE

J.Crew is a tad more expensive but offers their chino shorts in a million different colors and varied inseams...I'm pretty sure they're on sale right now and they last forever (unless their quality has taken a nosedive in recent years because I have pairs that are 6+ years old and still like new).

Actually, it's not a typo at all.

I have these in neon pink and light teal - they are FANTASTIC and I can't wait to wear them ALLLLL OVER Mexico when I visit in a few weeks.

I bought two pair, because who the hell knows when Gap will be this sensible again.

Girl, performances are your job. You can't show up to your job several hours late and expect to never get fired. -_-

I take selfies to show off my dogs. :)

Does Gwyneth Paltrow actually know who MacGyver is?

Once again, ladies, gentlemen and others... The Patriarchy hurts everyone.