EVERYONE KEPT ASKING FOR THIS WE SWEARS AND NOT FOR JOBS OR A BETTER ECONOMY

YAY YOU GUYS YAY WE R FISCAL CONSERVATIVES AN THAT'S WHY WE JUST SPENT TAXPAYER MONEY TO PASS A BILL WE KNEW WAS DOOMED YAY.

Look, I love me some heels, but nobody's mandating how I dress if I'm paying THEM money and not the other way around. You don't want any non-heel-wearing lady in your doors?

Amen.

Apparently they also get defensive and snarky when their insecurity is even mentioned, thus providing even more evidence the author was correct.

Yeah no. Just no. But I support your right to enjoy that.

HOLY CRAP YOU JUST DESTROYED FENIMISMS WITH THIS COMMENT THEY WILL BUILD A STATUE OF YOU LIKE THEY DID WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING I THINK

...peeing?

It's a good thing that the power dynamic of womansplaining and mansplaining are the exact same, so you can make this a true equivalency.

According to Serena . . .

Oh, there will be plenty of practice for that during the birth.

I think every woman/girl/person who identifies as female should pull a Bobby Hill every time bullshit like this happens. "That's my shirt!" "That's my skirt!" could also be used.

First, UGH FOREVER.

Oh he does this at his promotions! Oh man, I've seeing these pics everywhere and I totally thought the dude was doing this stuff in his everyday normal life. I thought he was just shopping and every time he went out dudes come up to him and go "hey Fabio could you sweep me up in your arms" and he just does it like…

I believe they are asking for her to pay them back for previously awarded scholarships (not just the uncompleted semester), but I might be wrong.

Aw, he sounds wonderful!

This.

My boyfriend is a gamer he's playing Star Trek at the moment but rotates from time to time. I have the same problem with he can't just pause because he and his fleet are battling or something. However I'm hanging out in the same room watching Netflix and oftentimes posting on Jezebel. We chat about the show we're…

It's generally a component of good sexual health, but not necessarily so. And pretending that someone who diddles 5 times a day is more healthy than someone who diddles 1 time a month is so fucking ridiculous I don't even know where to begin.

This whole thing is really pissing me off, actually.