All those "casual dining" places blend in for me. At first I was like "What the fuck is O'Charley's?" then I realized its the place I've been calling "Shenanigans" because I thought its name was stupid

Cracker Barrel is the Cracker Barrel of the Midwest.

Never heard of O'Charley's. The Midwest has a Cracker Barrel. It's called Cracker Barrel.

Word. dude looks pissed, minces no words.

That man is a boss. If I disappointed him I'd probably go rock in the corner.

Imagine that, a dude taking a stand WITHOUT first insisting that the nice ladies clarify that not all men are like that.

A loooong time ago, when I was an English major in college, I put up flyers in the engineering schools saying I would proofread, edit, and TYPE (back then there were no computers) their term papers for $5.00 per page, not including cover page.

Is this news? Of course cable TV is effective birth control. I won't even let my husband talk to me during Game of Thrones.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear this kid's name, I think of "Little Sebastian" from Parks and Rec. Both are adorable, though.

I've heard a lot of people say that something made them racist (some examples: working in law enforcement, living in a low-income Hispanic neighborhood, going to jail, visiting a foreign country). It's funny though, because in a shocking twist it actually turns out that they were racist all along!

You don't want to have a kid with your one night stand? Then I suggest you keep your dick in your pants and not have sex with women you don't want kids with. I have ZERO fucking empathy for men in these situations. Unless they were raped, but according to the GOP it is very difficult for children to be conceived from…

"I respect a person less if they are overweight"

"We shouldn't be enabling fat America by giving them this."

I know just how you feel. For instance, reading your post, I'm reminded about how much I hate assholes. I'm sorry that you are an asshole and this might offend you but I honestly respect someone less if they are an asshole. I know the facts and it's a tiny portion of people who can't by means of empathy and simple…

Just because it's normal to be an asshole in America doesn't mean it's right, either, but look at you go!

People like you who generalize make me sick. I was in a very bad accident years ago, an accident which left me bedridden and immobile from the waist down for a year. Guess what? I'm not a size 5 anymore. When your…

So what's your proposed solution — that fatties wrap themselves in garbage bags until it motivates them to lose enough weight to fit into regular clothes? Honestly, the stupidity here is astounding.

So you're saying the fat people that you abhor should walk around naked? Or perhaps burlap sacks?

Well, I think we should stop enabling fat America by banning food. All of it. No more food. Not even for not-fat America, because those fat people would figure out a way to get it. They're crafty, those fatties.

What if God was one of us?