Mm. Yeah, Gamestop, NY Video Games, and 8-Bit have never had annnny problem taking my money because I have a rack.

I remember how crazy the anti-indoor cat people got last time one of these types of posts was up here. Yes, we are all abusing our indoor cats who stay inside all day and are fed regularly, get plenty of play time when they want it, and mostly just sleep all day. My cat loves to watch birds, chipmunks, squirrels from…

Hear, hear. Dummies have told me that I am depriving my indoor cat of her Got-given right to sniff the breeze. Guess whose cats get abcessed wounds from fighting, killed by cars, or just disappear? Not mine! They are a domesticated pet. Letting a companion cat roam makes as much sense as cutting a bird-sized flap in…

I'm a longtime Jezebel reader and the daughter of one of the oldest cocktail waitresses at Foxwoods. She rocks and raised me on those tips; I've seen the job take its toll and now work in the feminist movement because of it. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart for featuring this story.

That is the most amazing car ad ever.

I'd forgotten about that. Now I want to go back and read the comments on that article for the sheer hilarity of the crazy displayed.

I've been an OB girl for years, if only because they fare better when jammed deep within the bowels of my purse, but I always kinda liked the applicators. It felt like launching a lil rocket up there. FWOOSH.

That ad will always be my favorite thing on the internet.

*lame high five*

I love that ad. That is all kinds of awesome. Its only be vomited in by one person!

Oh yeah, you totally are. Let me look around and see how abused my cats are... One of them is laying on the couch next to her daddy sleeping, one is on an ottoman just chilling, and the third one is on the floor batting at some toy mouse. So abused!!! They love when the windows are open, because they get to look…

I'm not exaggerating. The part about the flat tires had me in tears. Thank you.

Don't forget this phone ad

My yard is a forest. Yes, I know how lucky I am. p.s. That's not a hobbit, just a short person who's a ways away.

How about a warning for young men:

The concept of virginity tests is absurd. Aside from the non-virgin-shaming aspect of it, there's no such thing as an accurate 'virginity test.' Hymens can be broken or stretched in multiple ways, only one of which is sexual intercourse.

And if you just hit every rock in town and then keep hitting it you'll get a ton of money. And fossils are easily found every day. It would be awesome.

I kid, I kid. But tomorrow's my birthday. And my present is to tell you all that I love you, Jezzies. You guys are awesome. I hope you had a great weekend.

This is the most kickass little chick I've ever hatched. It keeps trying to climb over the other eggs and then falling on its back and freaking out like a turtle.

No, but I'm tempted to buy a 3ds to play it, I have City Folk on the wii and I love it. Is it as fantastic and adorable as I imagine it would be?