HA! This is my favorite response ever. I must steal this. Bonus points for confusing their small little minds AND shutting them up.

Anyone ever deal with California Animal Services? Because I did last week, and it wasn't pleasant.

Sweet! My Gamecube is several states away at my parents' house. I paid the down payment so far so tomorrow I should have a house instead of a tent. But it's a stylish tent, I think!

This little one hatched about ten minutes ago and is currently rampaging through the brooder.

Anyone else here playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf? I'm loving it so far.

Ruby, with my other Newfoundland Lady, who recently passed away.

I loved this comment up until the "I told you so" part. From the comments on this site, the readers here tend to be warm, generous, philanthropic folks. So you're preaching to the choir (or rather, from your condescending tone, kind of yelling at the choir, which doesn't strike me as inspiring or productive). The…

Behold! My incubator will be a hopping place this weekend. <3

And to think some people don't believe in magic. One day the freezer will be full of them, and the next they are all gone. Science can't explain that.

They are the best!

I KNOWWWWWWWWW!!! Reese's anything is THE DEVIL, because if you wave it near my face, it will magically end up in my mouth.

I love those frozen reese's things they sell at stores. I find them on sale pretty regularly too. Smear some more peanut butter on them and you have ecstasy.

Come now. I'm trying to have at least some proper meals today. (Brunch is debatable. There was a lot of butter and cheese in that omelet.) But I can't remember if I've had one of these, and you know... science and all that.

Ryan Seacrest tweets like he's Karen from Mean Girls.

EVERYONE! If you want to help Deric out, click here to donate to his legal defense fund. The person who exposed rapists shouldn't get 10 years when the rapists themselves only get 2 - this is bullshit and I think Deric deserves our help!

I HATE this comic and all the relativistic bullshit it represents.

Yeah, Ken's tweet got the biggest giggle out of me, to my surprise. Recorders are the sound of demons fucking, or something.

Twice a year we have to sit through the Middle School Band and Chorus Concert. There's 5th grade band screeching their way through two or three songs, then 6th grade band, which is marginally better. Maybe 3 songs from them. Now let's bring the 5th grade back to have one song from both bands. Interlude: The high…

Yum. I keep posting these from the same photo shoot (Marie Claire), but DAMN that man is handsome.

You guys, this is like the nicest thread ever. I am alive! Yesterday I sat by a lake and ate a quesadilla with my magic boyfriend!