I've collected a few responses to the tired make-me-a-sandwich sexism thing:

If gay men are viewed as effeminate by the patriarchy, how is it feminism's fault that it happens? You make no fucking sense.

I have yet to find an MRA who stood up for me either when my mother's husbands and boyfriends were abusing the shit out of me, either. From the sounds of it, they'd agree with my mother who insinuated I was asking for it when her second husband molested me.

Well said.

What is your evidence for any of your arguments? And, again, when were the "best days"? How do you define "good for everyone"? How do you define "quality of life" in terms of Africa?

How do you determine who is suitable for human rights? What is your criteria? How are blacks "much worse"? How doe you define "worse"?…

You actually just tried to correlate the "decline of the US" and desegregation/equality. Aside from being wholly inaccurate, you're clearly a racist and a misogynist trying to cloak his argument in some sort of (I'm guessing manufactured) "concern" for the welfare of our country. The hope for any reasonable…

The "best days for straight white men" are behind you, you mean. I love how you define decline as allowing other people basic human rights.

Another one of my favorite contradictions: these are often the first people to subscribe to rigid gender roles. They'll complain that feminism doesn't care about men, and then turn around and call a man a pussy for wearing makeup or a skirt. Guess what? If you are actively enforcing masculine social norms, you don't…

Most of the MRA trolls that read the site don't actually care about things like prison rape and all of these issues. They are just angry they aren't getting laid but the most beautiful girl in the room because THEY DESERVE IT.

No mention of this? For shame.

I'm starting to think the biggest part of being a model is keeping a straight face. I never want to play poker against any of these guys.

"But what about that dark place, dad?"
"That is the Gawker comments section, Simba. You must never go there."

Hmm. So we should hold people who are issued guns and put in high-stress live-or-die situations lower standards of behaviour than the rest of us? Geeze. Didn't the military use to be about, like, discipline? I mean, I dunno, I admit I was never in the military, but I always assumed discipline and will power and other…

Riiiiiiight, because you know SO MUCH about me and my own circumstances. I applaud you on your psychic abilities!

Bullshit. You suck and you should feel bad about sucking.

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? "Oh, they're putting their lives on the line so it's okay for them to be sexists jerks."

They chose to join the military knowing the risks. They do not deserve any sort of a pass for this kind of behavior.

That's actually the reason we can't give them a pass. They have a lot of responsibilities. They need to be able to live up to them.

You're kidding, right?
"These people have chosen to potentially risk their lives for women, so we should look the other way if they want to treat women poorly."