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ElenaFisher2.0
ElenaFisher2-0

Cosign on the BB cream. Or CC cream. Both have sunscreen, and provide coverage like a tinted moisturizer, but with a lot of skin improving qualities. There are some cheaper drugstore brands with lower SPFs (usually 15 or so), if you want to try without it setting you back $25+.

BB cream! Smashbox has a great one with SPF 30 which is wonderful.

CAN'T STOP staring at Tyra. That will be my go to rage response from now one. Many thanks x

WAIT Margaret Cho is this a thing? Periodic elements-related safe words? Because I know a chem major whose safe words are/have all been halogens. (Girl Scout's Honor, I cannot make this up.) Luckily his boyfriend is also a sciencey dude and apparently finds it endearing.

I think this quite often, whenever I fall into "broad brush strokes" mentality. Fortunately, my grandmother is one of the biggest activists I know. She almost got kicked out of her church for agitating so hard for gay marriage; now she's almost 89 and still an incredible shit-disturber. I love that lady so much.

Dear Republicans:

But... how can you disagree with her when people are so demonstrably proving her very point? That's what I don't get. These people are illustrating that what she's saying is true.

"as a man I know about a hundred other men and maybe 1 would rape a girl in a park"

Yeah people who talk on their phones while driving tend to drive slower and have like zero situational awareness. And it pisses me off so much.

I don't want to speak for us ladies as a vagina leviathan, but I think the secret to getting women to vote for you is to not treat women like idiots.

What if we loaded the guns with our drugs? Would two wrongs make a right? PROBABLY! Yay, America!

My local cat shelter provides free boarding for animals of people experiencing domestic violence while they get their housing situation sorted out. So that's good.

groupthink is down, so here's today's doggy pic

In a parallel universe, a cat sends an urgent fax.

Listen, I had to look through your commenting history to make sure you weren't trolling. That's how bad it is.

Seriously report that evening to the police as assault, because that's what it is.

(I've been in crappy situations with men before, but not that bad. I understand that you probably have low self-esteem, but

I've read that women go for this kind of lowlife because it ironically makes them feel safe—"He's already done the worst, so no worries! Plus, he's locked up so he can't cheat on me!"

I handle dry ice and liquid nitrogen and ultra low temp freezers at work on a daily basis. I am terrified of those temperatures. They burn, guys. Also, dry ice is just solid CO2, and if you're inhaling the gas sublimating off it...that's just CO2 and you can asphyxiate. That's why I hate reaching to far into a

I have fished more than one kitten out of the fridge in my day. They are such weird little creatures.

He just wants a freakin' beer.

I always thought that Shepherd Smith sat on the border to decency himself. But then again, winning the title of "least awful Fox News anchor" is pretty much like winning the title of "least smelly piece of shit."