Seriously. I finally watched the thing and I literally started to giggle. It was such a little kid thing to do and the dad's face when he woke up was so perfectly confused. I don't understand how anyone could get upset watching it.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the commercial with a friend yesterday. We both went, "Oh, she's so cute." Then we kept on living. We weren't aware that we should've been outraged by Cheerios' librul family killing agenda.

Suck it, indeed.

How can you hate such cuteness? How?!

OMG that little girl is so freakin' cute. The cuteness has reached some form of singularity. It's freakin' awesome!

Oh lord, military AND football? This is bound to be the perfect storm of victim-blaming and lack of perpetrator accountability.

Holy crap, that poor young woman. Being a cranky old lady, if any bastard tried that with me, he'd get a loud, shrill play-by-play of his actions announced to the entire plane, complete with observations about the size of his junk and presumed intelligence. He'd also get filmed and gain Internet infamy.

"Doesn't surprise me one bit. Everybody knows Disney World was invented by Nazi rocket scientists. The whole place is a secret government biological weapons complex. We've been led to believe that there are people in those costumes but in reality they are actual over sized mutant animals. Hideous by products of…

In my head I always imagine I'm an awesome artist. The reality is terrible.

Even my stickmen are a little iffy, and I'm impressed by stickdogs. So you have my admiration!

Ditto, except even very small children with questionable motor skills are better than I am. Even though I can visualize exactly how to draw each line and sketch/shade each detail, my arm and hand refuse to actually comply, and disaster ensues. Then I get mad at the muscles and nerves in my hand and arm because WTF…

You ladies need to clean up around this place. Got tears in my eyes from all the dust.

Me too ! I told my artisan bread and pastry baker husband about these. The look on his face was one of utter disgust. The amount of work he puts into his beautiful, light flaky croissants. I couldn't ever imagine someone frying them then covering them with frosting. With that said, I would totally try one though…

Oh wow! I'd forgotten all about this movie. I think this was my favorite scene. :-)

Now... now just calm... calm down... alright. Go down to your local record shop and purchase something by a band listed above. You can buy it over the internet if you must, but you'll lose a little of the coolness factor. Now, just head back to the house and listen to it. Also, don't be afraid to turn up the…

“I’m so used to liberals telling conservatives that they’re anti-science... [goes on to prove that conservatives do not, in fact, know shit about science]"

This is so desperate that it's actually more funny than rage-inducing. "But . . . but . . . what's happening can't actually be happening! Because it's not possible for it to be happening! Therefore it's not happening! Don't you know that I am a man, and therefore I dominate over all? Everything you think you see…

Um, what? There are plenty of species in which the female is dominant. Spotted Hyaenas (who have more circulating androgens than males!) and our closest relatives the Bonobos just to name a couple.

YES.

In most animal species, monogamous two-person pairings don't exist. Guess Fox is saying we should get rid of traditional marriage. Can I choose to live like an elephant? All female groups (or with occasional submissive males) who live communally and only use alpha males as sperm donors?

That right there is an impressively poor interpretation of the word "science".