I already kind of do, actually. :-/

My cat is snuggled up on my left side, my in-laws' neurotic chihuahua is snuggled up on my right side. My physical presence is the only thing preventing full-scale war here.

I actually dug out the original Gamecube version and have been playing that lately. Just paid off my exorbitant house loan to that racketeering raccoon again.

"Your opinion has been duly noted and will be archived until its formal review, which, due to backlog, will be sometime in 2018. Thank you."

You are seriously overestimating my skill with numbers. But thank you!

I'm boring when it comes to Blizzards. Plain ol' Oreo is where it's at for me.

I had a really mediocre and super expensive shrimp sandwich thing from Panera. I don't know why I got it. 4/10—would not recommend.

I work at Lush and use the products exclusively. After having acne for over a decade, I finally have decent skin! You should check it out! Here are a couple of products I really like:

Oh God. Me. Me me me me.

Stare at them coldly and say "Well, you're still alive, so...no. Lucky you."

Soooooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA.

You know what are REALLY good? Those Snickers ice cream bars.

...I don't actually have anything productive to add. Sorry.

I figure the hardest thing with be dealing with Celsius/metric conversions, and let's face it, there's an app for that.

You should have asked her to cite her sources.

I'm going on my first trip out of the country in a few months and I'm hyper paranoid about doing anything "wrong". Although, it's only Canada so I don't think I have too much to worry about.

Mine does if he gets a little TOO into chasing the dot from the laser pointer. He just wears himself out. That's when we know he needs to stop though.

Pics plz!

Uh...I got married when I was 23 and I'm quite happy about it.

I'm never bothered when people call me sassy (or feisty or spunky). It's a perfectly valid description, most days.