Right? I didn't see it at first. I hadn't really seen anything with him in it—only a few random pics online. But then I watched Sherlock.

Props to the people participating in this. I couldn't do it. The thought of a bunch of strangers running their grubby hands through my hair makes me cringe.

There are a couple of states that are their own special, extreme brand of crazy, but there plenty of states that are perfectly lovely. Just throwing that out there.

I actually thought he was quite good in the movie In Time. And I did not go into it with high hopes.

This whole argument is re-fucking-diculous.

Y'know, I always thought his name in the movie was Zachary. Fun fact: it's actually Thackery. Thackery Binks.

Ken Jennings made me laugh. When I was in second grade they made us play violins and we were TERRIBLE. And I was the worst of all!

Because there was NEVER famine, disease, poverty, war, genocide, and anarchy when white men were in charge! Oh, wait, actually there was. A lot. In fact that pretty much defines all of history.

PatriarchyForever is the trolliest troll that ever trolled. The end.

Nope. No pass for that.

I personally think vulva is a dreadful word. If I ever have to use it, I usually end up saying Volvagia. Because why not?

I can't stop laughing at the stuff some of these guys are wearing.

Oh boy, I'm only 25 and I am already there. My mom and I resemble each other a little too much in terms of sarcasm and stubbornness. Luckily I didn't catch the Republican bug from her, though.

I HATE PUTTING SUNSCREEN ON MY FACE.

Don't you remember? "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."

Roseanne, I think you've had enough internet time today.

That is all I can muster. I hate everything and everybody. The end.

Dear Mumbai municipal council:

Why ruin a perfectly good croissant?

"Geoffrey Miller, an evolutionary psychologist"