ElenaFisher2-0
ElenaFisher2.0
ElenaFisher2-0

This is all I can muster at this point.

I like it! But then, I'm really into contemporary-style furniture (clean lines are my jam, yo). Put a bright throw pillow on it for a pop of color!

Cats freak themselves out over nothing ALL THE TIME. I witnessed mine jump three feet in the air today when he rounded the corner and saw a hamper full of laundry sitting by the basement stairs. Cats, man.

Oh man, they are ADORABLE.

There weren't a lot of great "pathetic" gifs to choose from, frankly.

Wow. This guy is a sad, sorry little man.

I would never in a million, trillion years get my baby girl's ears pierced (not that I have one yet). I feel that piercings are a choice people should make for themselves. Also, when I was a kid, one of my earrings ripped through my earlobe, and now I have a little notched alleycat ear. So I have a deep distrust of

She's the Millionaire Matchmaker lady and she's terrible. That's really all you need to know.

...Doesn't Patti Stanger always want curly-haired girls to straighten their hair?

Her mom definitely won't go voluntarily. She apparently hasn't been to a doctor of any kind since she gave birth to my boss over 40 years ago. The only reason my boss found out about the hoarding was because her mom just had a heart attack and she had to take her home from the hospital. They aren't close at all, so

My boss just discovered her mother is a hoarder and she has no idea what to do about it :(

Ugh. The comments. Ugh.

I'll never give up my (extra pulpy) orange juice to eat an orange. Oranges are fucking hard to eat with all their weird membranes.

More or less what I was going to say. Trading sounds absolutely torturous to me.

Even if their opinion is shitty. Which his is.

This thread is a category 5 shitstorm. That is all.

Man, I really need to buy more bras. I don't wash mine very often because I only have one really good one.

Aw, I wanna meet him! My friends call me the Cat Whisperer because I've never met a cat that I couldn't win over eventually.

Eh, she likes to pretend she has common ground with the common folk when really she's hilariously out-of-touch. Like, "Oh, if you want a casual day look, just get this $450 white t-shirt and $700 skinny jeans!" Yeah, sure, Gwyneth. I'll get right on that.