Hell, I am all for fewer obnoxious teenagers posting shit on Facebook.

Whatever you say, Joe.

So, after seeing the comments here.....

I'm just not into giant necklaces like that. They look comical to me.

Right? I read that and was like

I also never eat it straight out of the jar with a spoon. Nope, not me.

I'm not sure I have any choice about loving Nutella. My mother is from Switzerland. We like our chocolate-hazelnut combos.

I was SO excited the day I saw Kroger-brand Nutella in the store.

Huh. I've only ever seen this by her....

They're dark so you can't read the price tags, obviously,

When I have kids, my husband will be the ONLY person in the room with me (besides the medical professionals). This is non-fucking-negotiable.

Just recently, I had to go buy some shorts. Now, generally I fit into an 8, but I realized with surprise that I now need a 10 to fit my thighs. And you know what? I wasn't upset at all. When I was a teenager I used to feel bad when I changed sizes. I remember being in such denial when I had to start wearing Mediums…

I got Amethyst Azalea. If I ever fall on hard times and need to earn money as a stripper, I guess it'll come in handy as a stage name.

Aw, I wish something like this would happen to my husband! He busts his butt waiting tables, and ends up getting stiffed quite a bit :(

Eh, I dress up for work or for going on dates with my husband. Any other time, I dress for comfort. I am way past caring what people think of that.

You're welcome

Well, everyone knows that Indiana is the rural Ontario of America. Or something.

Wow. He is SO far gone.