Anything craft-related, maybe? Knitting or crocheting, jewelry making, etc?

Do you have a laser pointer? I just got one for my cat and he really wears himself out chasing after the light. Like, he'll end up panting like a dog.

That about sums up how this makes me feel.

I judge you absolutely not at all in regards to your car.

Dude, not a single damn person on the face of the earth owes you sex. Period. You don't deserve to get laid just by virtue of existing.

The book review position sounds amazing, but could you elaborate a little more? Are the books to be chosen by you or by the reviewer? Also, the listing says: "The contributor would be responsible for getting free reviewer's copies of new books on fairy tales or of or influenced by fairy tales." How does one go about…

A penguin. But one of the ones that live in Africa, not the ones that live in the arctic. Because I fucking hate the cold.

Try getting some Sticky Paws. It's double-sided tape coated in medical-grade adhesive that you can put on your furniture (or anywhere else the cat is scratching). You can get it at just about any pet store. Also, if you haven't already, get a spray bottle full of water and spray the kitty every time she scratches…

I dunno. They're just gross. Especially those soggy glazes one. Yuck. I'm ok with ones that are more cakey in texture, but even then only rarely.

If I didn't think I would gain 354 pounds, I would eat a croissant EVERY DAY.

I love croissants with a fiery passion. Doughtnuts, in general, make me a little nauseous. Why would anyone want to sully the pure goodness of a croissant by mixing it with a doughnut?

I generally find cats cuter than dogs. However, smushed-face dogs > smushed-face cats.

You were being abused and no social worker removed you from her custody?!

I don't he ever "officially" was, though. Was he?

Alex (Marissa's girlfriend briefly) on The OC, too. I can't think of any others right now.

Agreed. I JUST bought shorts from them yesterday. I have a VERY hard time finding shorts that fit me well (cuz thunder thighs). Do I have to return them now? I feel like I should. But I already threw out my receipt, which means digging in the trash for it. And then I'd have no shorts. Ugh. Dilemma.

ME TOO. The only reason I haven't bought it yet is because I'm not sure how it'll fit me and the reviews have been less helpful than usual.

I own like 47 things from ModCloth and I am not ashamed.

I love Modcloth with a furious and unquenchable passion. But even I will admit some of their shit is offensively ugly and/or patently absurd.

Nope, green.