Haha, I don't think I'd fit.

Preachin' to the choir, girl. Preachin' to the choir.

I have a kitty cat, but he doesn't really like sleeping with me. He generally sleeps on the couch or in a cardboard box full of old clothes.

Oh that would be terrible. I get anxious when my husband works a 12 hour shift. I get lonely! I need the company! Obviously I like having time to myself, but I HATE sleeping by myself. It takes me FOREVER to fall asleep alone.

Do you have AdBlock? I almost never see any ads (videos, popups, banners, or otherwise) these days.

Just what I needed to hear. Thanks, Pearl!

My friend has one of these. I have never met a more aggressively needy dog in my life.

Flowers are nice, but I'd rather have books.

That's unacceptable, I'm sorry.

This guy knows his stuff! Check it out.

This is only tangentially related, but I noticed something very interesting lately.

Honestly, if I had the talent and the patience, I would totally love to make a living doing crafty things. Sadly, I am really, really bad at doing crafty things.

Everything about this story makes me feel ill. Like, I literally feel like I have to lie down for a bit after reading an article on it.

Once a guy took a picture of my ass while I was pumping gas for my car. I confronted him and he kinda ran away, but I was mad because I couldn't chase after him.

Same here. Whether it's a strapless bra or a pencil skirt, they all seem to want to migrate to my center of gravity.

This was one of my favorite routines.

Is....is she wearing a cardigan and a bathing suit?

And people wonder why feminism is still necessary.

Awww. He didn't mean to! He just wanted to love you!

My mom raised 4 kids. If anyone had asked her if she was stressed she would have laughed until she cried, then opened a bottle of wine.