Same here. He just seems kind of...slimy to me. Like a used car salesman or something.

My guess is it'll take a Kickstarter.

Yeah, you think about what you did, jackass.

You are not alone. If there's nothing visibly on the seat, I'll sit my ass down.

Same here. But then, I have a pretty rockin' immune system.

These earrings are so fucking ugly.

Not likely. The stuff I buy online is generally stuff I just CAN'T find in brick-and-mortar stores. Unless all the local stores seriously step up their game, inventory-wise, it's not going to affect my shopping habits.

Some people just AREN'T good with numbers. I never have been, and frankly, I don't think I ever will be. My brain is hardwired to better understand words than formulas and all the tutoring and practice in the world (and there has been a LOT of it, let me tell you) isn't going to change that. Some people are just bad…

As a woman who is stout of heart but small of vag, I just have to say......DO NOT WANT.

I wonder how much time an average non-famous person gets for tax evasion. Anyone know offhand?

Injecting ANYTHING into my face....just, no.

Mental Abuse To Humans. I love it. Yes, I WAS an English major—how did you know?

It's all good, guys! My cat finally decided he needed to take a shit or something and my husband came home and we made breakfast for dinner. So yay!

Aw, I'm sorry :(

I thought they would be whimsical and charming, but they just look silly. Oh well.

Maybe something like this?

Nope, horizontal. Think the Wicked Witch of the West's sister's legs sticking out from under Dorothy's house.

Brilliant! I'd just have to hope he wakes up and gets off me in time for me to answer the door....

It's ok, we all make mistakes. I own a pair of black-and-white striped tights. Not one of my finer moments.

Halp. I'm soooo hungry, but I can't get up to get any food since my kitty is fast asleep on my tummy. My husband won't be home for another two hours. The phone is across the room. I'm dooooooooomed.