Not oil-free, but I use these:

MULLET-HEM DRESSES. I want to burn them all in a fire.

Right? I actually FINALLY just found an AMAZING hairstylist—and now she's moving out of state. I'm so upset about it. ;_;

Super cute, but I think they need a bigger space. The tigers at my local zoo have a very large enclosure to roam around in.

They're 13-year-old boys. The girls could be wearing snowsuits and the boys would be "distracted."

I wanna take him home with meeeeeeee! ;_;

Northern Indiana. It gets a bit humid, but I don't mind it too much.

No shade from me, Ken Jennings. I, too, have inadvertently trapped myself in rooms after lotioning my hands.

Is there a hotline to call when you see backwards, repressed, misogynist assholes?

I love summer because it's WARM. I am extremely sensitive to cold. Like, if it's 50 degrees I'm wearing a jacket. I like it HOT. Also, lots of sunshine! Sunshine makes me happy. I think I may have SAD, actually.

Right? On our first date I kicked my husband's ass at Street Fighter in the arcade. We own seven consoles (not including handhelds). The Legend of Zelda is, and will forever be, my JAM.

I knew you would understand, Ari.

Excuse me? Don't go dragging the Legend of Zelda into this, thank you very much.

You couldn't pay me to wear Abercrombie. I can fit into the clothes, I just think they're overpriced and ugly. Not to mention I don't want to support this jackass.

Are you me?

I always post pics of say, my triple cheese and bacon smothered potatoes with Ranch-sour cream sauce in response to people posting pics of their sad-looking soy burger sans bun.

I'm assuming that was supposed to be Sabrina!

Eh, I'm still planning on breastfeeding when I have babies. That's what my boobs are for, after all.

That's so cool!

I get the feeling they weren't involved in masturbation month, though.

Why does masturbation need a month? Why do SO MANY random things have a month?