Honestly, I'd love to see "human power" utilized on a larger scale. Converting human movement into electricity is awesome!

She is a human disaster at this point.

He never appreciated her :(

Based one that one partial episode synopsis, I conclude that you should be writing for Parks and Rec.

That's really shitty. Jeeze.

Nice one, Wyatt Cenac (whoever you are).

This NEEDS to exist for my mother. She's always on WedMD convincing herself she has some weird disease.

I had NO symptoms when I took it. I was expecting some nausea, so I had tea and saltines at the ready, but nope. Nothin'.

Oh please. My husband and I bought a house last year, at age 24. I feel like we're pretty goddamn responsible (except for the time I spent $40 on pretty scrapbooking paper),

You look so beautiful in that picture, Dodai!

While I like some of their home decor pieces, you couldn't pay me to buy UO's clothing.

Absolutely—sometimes your adrenaline just takes over!

I just think it looks silly. Like, straight up cartoon character comical.

Yeah, I thought that had to be a misprint. It seems like every time I see a pic of Kristen Stewart she's wearing, like, a flannel shirt, dirty jeans, and Chucks. I don't know that I would call her "best dressed."

Co-signed.

Ugh. Terrible baby names. So deliciously, cringe-inducingly bad.

Gee, thanks science! I had no idea!

Also acceptable.

Terrible advertising aside, Mountain Dew still tastes like radioactive garbage juice.

Well, if you're sleeping on it....yeah, I expect it WOULD come off (onto your pillow, no less). But what do I know, I never sleep in makeup.