The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

Wow. Holy fuck. I’m not gonna lie - Depp is the last celebrity person I would have ever thought capable of DV. That said, abusers can and do take many forms. I do wonder though if this behavior is a result of substance abuse.

Jesse Hughes has been ordained as a minister by the Universal Life Church. He’s pro-gun, pro-Trump, and pro-life. He recognizes that Islam is the problem and political correctness is literally killing us.

Modern Art = I could do that...but I don’t know Charles Saatchi.

Imagine the good it could do a struggling DC neighborhood if [Obama] moved in and established himself as the figurehead of the community, showing his face at local spots and bringing a sense of excitement.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

I think that a lot of people my age actually like living with their parents. I did it for a year after college, and feel grateful that I had that time with them. It’s not necessarily the cool thing to say, but for some people I know, it’s a choice they made over going out on their own or with roommates.

Well, shit . I’m 35, single, poor and living in an apartment next to my mom’s house. With a bachelors degree

What is with the GOP/conservative obsession with Iran? They seem to have this weird duality where Iranians are both the biggest threat to America ever BUT ALSO the weakest people alive who couldn’t possibly compete against American power.

Basically, if you aren’t performing over-wrought machismo 24/7/265, even in your sleep, you’re a pussy to them.

I’m cringing so hard I think I pulled a muscle. What fresh hell is this? On what planet is Barack Obama a flower child? He may not do a cowboy swagger like his predecessor did, but he’s pretty tough—or did you forget about the strike he authorized that killed Osama bin Laden.

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

What does this mean? No one is talking about you.

I’m getting the sinking feeling that this guy was probably a seasoned child rapist. He explained away all the signs of sexual abuse and got to get his hands on children over and over again for more “treatment.” Very devious and sick of this guy.

If drunk history has taught me anything it is that his brother was the true inventor and founder of Kellogg’s cereal!

That corn flakes and Graham crackers were invented to prevent masturbation is one of my favorite fun facts. But I had no clue that Kellogg was that twisted. It’s much less light-hearted now.

MitsuBEEshi.