Eldritch
Eldritch
Eldritch

Truly, this is the darkest timeline.

I feel like a dick for laughing at this. But since I’m also crying, maybe it doesn’t count.

Someone I follow on Twitter said “at least punk music will be good again”. Excuse me but I’d much rather have my civil rights instead of another Green Day protest album.

Brexit was the canary in the coal mine. What happened there has happened in the US and will happen in France when they elect Le Pen. There’s a wave of white nationalism right now and we seem powerless to stop it.

I am just broken. I am hollowed out. This week. This year. Bowie. Prince. Now Leonard Cohen.

I do what I can.

He’s like the Mormon version of Johnson.

Welp, that’s enough internet for tonight.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Identity is currency in this day and age. Anyone who tries to hide behind a pen name or an image is a curiosity. A weird aberration. People somehow need to know. I don’t know why. It’s like some people are insulted that someone would hide their real identity in this oversharing day and age. People feel like they’re

Lies of Locke Lamora is one of my favorite fantasy novels. Scott Lynch is my GRRM. It took so long between his second and third book. But it’s an incredible series.

I mean, my ad block works on YouTube videos. And I’m sure the ad block makers will find a way to block other ads on videos too. It’s like an ad arms race.

Ugh. Fantastic.

I hate videos. Who are asking for them? Teens? Millenials? Videos are the single worst way to consume blog-like content and I hate how much it’s shoved in our faces. No one fucking wants videos.

I wonder how much ad rev has shrunk. Everyone uses ad blockers. So many things are moving behind payrolls.

That makes me incredibly sad. I’ve met some of my best friends on sites like that. Change sucks. :/

This year has just been full of notable website deaths. Gawker, the Toast, now this. What is going on?

For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.

I’m an old virgin but that’s mainly because I’m awkward and ugly, not because it’s feminist.

Because what else would Peter Murphy, Siouxsie Sioux, and Robert Smith do when touring in Italy?