My sister asked for a raise at work and they told her to bring them a competing salary bid from another company. My sister was floored. She demanded to know why she shouldn’t just go work in the place that will pay her more off the bat.

Ugh. I’m so sorry.

That’s devious. I love it.

I feel this so hard, I just went through this.

Thank you, that’s very soothing.

Oh come on, I just hung up all the old left wing banners and shit. Do you know much work that was?

Well... um... *furiously tries to Google* Uh... the USA is at war a lot so, um, them...?

I... I don’t know. I think so? Oh god, someone hold me, I’m so out of my depth here.

HamNo! Oh god, I’m so glad. I missed you. I still feel adrift with Gawker gone. Jesus, I’m on Deadspin. I don’t think I’m allowed to be here, I don’t know anything about sports.

So the lower than scum alt-right opportunist from bastion of journalistic excellence that is Breitbart is an anti-Semite? What a fucking surprise. Absolutely disgusting. And here I thought there was no way I could hate these people more.

After all the bad things coming out about Prince’s lack of a will, this is finally a nice item. It does two things: gives fans a chance to tour their idol’s home and sets up a revenue stream so it can stay open like Graceland. I was worried when I heard rumblings that it might be sold. That seemed like such a damn…

Fucking of course they are. I doubt they eat or wear anything without being paid for it. They’re Kardashians.

Lou Pearlman. Holy shit, that takes me back. He was fucking everywhere in the 90s and early 00s, looming over his stable of boy bands and being generally creepy.

I love Halloween so I’m always down to celebrate it as often as I can. I bought myself some candy and watched Gravity Falls and some Halloween movies. It was a good time. As if I need a reason to watch Hocus Pocus. >_>

Gravity Falls was an incredible show and even though I wish there was more of it, I’m so glad about how it ended too. Summerween is one of my favorite episodes (so much so that I celebrated Summerween myself this year, because why the fuck not?).

Breakouts I use COSrx’s acne spot treatment stickers and (not Korean) First Aid Beauty’s acne pads. Sometimes I use a sheet mask too.

The BB&T Pavilion is a shit hole of a venue. I refuse to see shows there. I’m surprised it took this long for something to happen. My coworker was at that show and I texted her to see if she was okay. She said it was absolute chaos. I’m glad no one was killed.

I want to be her when I grow up.

I feel this so hard. I slather myself in sunscreen (even my hands, I have a special SPF hand lotion) and I’m looking into buying a sun parasol so I can REALLY cement my status as a weird old lady at the ripe old age of 31.

Gaming sucks lately because of people like that. This is why we can’t have nice things.