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Jon Stewart’s HBO Show Is Coming This Fall

Cockroach milk?! HAVEN’T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

DC straight out does not have a better track record with their women characters. Batgirl in the Killing Joke film has become just another love interest for Batman (with the added bonus of her being a bit of a stalker too). Then one of the creators called a critic at Comic-Con a pussy for saying it was problematic.

I guess you haven’t heard about the Killing Joke animated movie fiasco...

Yeah, I’m incredibly disappointed in Marvel for that shit. They both have ways they can improve but DC seems to always double down on their horrible shit.

She sure is and hopefully she won’t suck.

It’s a good trailer but I’m not so sure it will be a good movie. I don’t trust the team behind it. I so desperately want it to be good but I’ve been burned by DC before. It’s also why I don’t have much hope for Suicide Squad.

They both have ways they can improve but DC seems completely unwilling to improve themselves. Look at the tire fire that is the Killing Joke movie and Comic-Con panel.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

Somewhere out there, E.L. James just preordered this and opened a new Word doc.

I got up this morning and thought, ‘I really look awful!’

Oh, I’ll just glance at Jeze before I turn over and go to sleep, what could possibly go wroONNNNHHHMYGOD MY EYES

Laura Mayberry is a talented Scottish pixie that has been gifted to humanity. We are not worthy of such a boon. She has such an incredibly clear and beautiful voice, like a damned bell.

This is an EXCELLENT playlist. May I also suggest Placebo’s cover of “Running Up That Hill” and Faith and the Muse’s cover of the same song? They’re both great.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Creative people, ALWAYS HAVE A WILL. This shit is so easily preventable. Without one, your shitbird distant family gets a say over what to do with your life’s work. Prince is rolling in his grave now that his unreleased tracks are being used for runway shows and Cunningham won’t be far behind when

Maybe I’m weird but I never wanted to be Ariel, I wanted to be Ursula. A cackling, magical witch with tentacles. A Lovecraftian horror of the sea that could chew men to pieces and rip foolish ships apart with my kraken-like limbs. My song would be beautiful but damning, like a sea banshee, and I’d drain whales of

Enochs denied the rape charges but, in a plea deal, admitted guilt to battery with moderate bodily injury — a misdemeanor, rather than a felony. In return, both rape charges were dismissed.

I’m so weary of Kanye West. I know shock performance artists who are less up their own ass than he is. This is some tired shit.

I love BORNS!