I wonder how much ad rev has shrunk. Everyone uses ad blockers. So many things are moving behind payrolls.

That makes me incredibly sad. I’ve met some of my best friends on sites like that. Change sucks. :/

This year has just been full of notable website deaths. Gawker, the Toast, now this. What is going on?

For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.

That’s disappointing. I hope it isn’t a sign of things to come. That email guy doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on and capitulating to Chuck Johnson is shitty. I hope the new owners don’t take your teeth away. The Gawker blogs ability to go after sacred cows and call out bullshit is part of why we keep coming here.

I’m an old virgin but that’s mainly because I’m awkward and ugly, not because it’s feminist.

Looks like the headphone jack really is gone. I’m so deeply disappointed by that. Such a senseless thing to remove. Such a stupid step. I hope it comes back in the 8 because I’m not getting one without a jack. I spent way too much money on really good headphones. And don’t even talk to me about an adaptor. Ugh.

Because what else would Peter Murphy, Siouxsie Sioux, and Robert Smith do when touring in Italy?

I’m spending today playing Dark Souls 3. As you can tell, I make bad life choices.

I thought Daniel Craig was tired of the role and wanted to move onto other work. I think a new Bond would be fun. The current Bond movies are beginning to feel stale again, they could do with some new blood. A new direction. I think Hiddleston would make an excellent Bond villain, but probably not a great Bond.

Between this and the Grand Tour coming to Amazon Prime, all of my favorite old TV shows are coming back. I’ll actually have somethin to watch again. I don’t think I’ve turned on Netflix in months...

My sister asked for a raise at work and they told her to bring them a competing salary bid from another company. My sister was floored. She demanded to know why she shouldn’t just go work in the place that will pay her more off the bat.

Ugh. I’m so sorry.

That’s devious. I love it.

I feel this so hard, I just went through this.

Thank you, that’s very soothing.

Oh come on, I just hung up all the old left wing banners and shit. Do you know much work that was?

Well... um... *furiously tries to Google* Uh... the USA is at war a lot so, um, them...?

I... I don’t know. I think so? Oh god, someone hold me, I’m so out of my depth here.

HamNo! Oh god, I’m so glad. I missed you. I still feel adrift with Gawker gone. Jesus, I’m on Deadspin. I don’t think I’m allowed to be here, I don’t know anything about sports.