Interesting you say that. The current theory is that Ridley is perhaps Luke Skywalker’s daughter. Looking like Keira Knightley is a bonus, since Luke’s mother was played by Natalie Portman (who looks so much like Keira Knightley, Knightley actually played one of her clone handmaidens).

No.

I love Night Vale more than I love almost anything else. Have you read the book yet?

Welp, I’m done for today. It’s time to begin the heavy drinking portion of the evening.

I wouldn’t care if Hilary Clinton was fucking Dolores Umbridge at this point. She’s miles above those bridge trolls in ill fitting suits that are the GOP candidates.

Thanks but I’m good.

American kindergarten has gone insane and my mother has to assign grades to drawings to make sure they’re following directions like “color in the lines” or shit like that. It’s so stupid and my mother hates it.

WHAT. EXCUSE ME, WHAT?

It’s definitely an interesting position to take, but I find it a little weird because it isn’t like people can’t go find what she looks like. If she had started out with this then hey, more power to you. Doing it retroactively just feels strange. But hey, whatever makes her happy.

My mom is a kindergarten teacher and this looks nothing like the drawings she brings home from children to grade. Considering what my mom tells me about how insane her school has gotten, I can fully believe a desperate teacher under the gun did this. I bet anything this is some money-making scheme from a tone-deaf,…

I don’t get Sia. The whole hiding her face thing. That ship has sailed. I can google for a picture of it right now. Why is it a sudden artistic thing that she hide it? I never understood that reasoning. It feels very much like when Prince renamed himself.

It’s not true mental illness (and being mentally ill doesn’t mean you want to shoot people, such a bullshit scapegoat) but there’s really something... off about these anti-government, live off the grid types. I am completely unsurprised by all of this information. Nothing good ever comes from strange white men who…

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

The Denver Post reports at least three police officers have been injured, as well as multiple civilians.

Mine too. How did no one in all of Disqus have an account called Eldritch yet?

Man, I remember when you were a commenter just like us. It’s been a treat to see you succeed. I wish you only the best, MoGlo. This place won’t be the same now.

I didn’t buy it but I’m also dead inside so the two things are probably related.

*prints out article, puts it in an envelope, writes Santa’s address on it*

I want to step out of my coffin and start drinking blood.

My father once got the turkey stuck in the oven on Thanksgiving. He had to carve it from inside it too.