i’m tired just from reading this.

I love the extremes of eyebrow trends that have been in effect in my lifetime. Pencil-thin to Groucho. I admire the stamina of ladies who can keep up, I truly do. I guess if I smoked less weed I would have time to care bout my brows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hello Jezzies! What’s everyone drinking tonight? I am drinking Brooks Dry Hard Cider from TJs. Had a bloody mary earlier to try to calm my shakes from having too much coffee this morning.

I was up there yesterday, and I know I'm getting closer to my AARP age, but these young girls have all their body parts hanging out of their shorts. If I feel a breeze on my back, I know my shirt needs to be pulled back down. How can you be comfortable with your buns out, if your not in a swimsuit?

Ha! I do that with Flix now! "You want to go to see movie X?" "Oh, I don't know, is it showing at the brewhouse?"

Counterpoint: you will be even more likely to lose a friend if said friend finds out after she’s wasted years of her life on an unfaithful sack of shit that someone who supposedly cared about her could potentially have prevented it by being honest with her, but chose not to.

Reason I left my ex husband was because a friend came forward like that. I believed her, and thanked her, asked for the divorce the next day, began hearing from a deluge of other friends he'd done it to them too, and went back to that first friend and thanked her again.

Honestly, I’m not sure we can ever get to *everyone* being disgusted by it. But at least make it as disgusting as the swastika. There’s still going to be some racist assholes who like it, but it won’t be as easy to casually walk around in a shirt with it without some horrified looks.

Miley is A maidel mit a vayndel (A pony-tailed cutie-pie.)

One state stops venerating Confederates, another tries its best to deny minority votes. It’s a roller coaster of the decent and the depressing.

Then TALK to your spouse about it and let them know that the situation is reaching a breaking point. They deserve to have a say, or to at least know what their own options are. People keep missing the point that honesty and communication are critical, even when the conversation is difficult.

People that do this don’t want to give the other partner at rue picture of what’s going on. For cheaters, the secret sex feels extra good bc they enjoy the thrill of the newness involved with the affair (new sex, new body, etc.), and the added thrill of fucking over the partner they’re supposedly committed to, who…

yes, i am suggesting that—but i am autistic and don’t have a filter for things like that. i just say honestly what i am thinking and feeling all the time, however inconvenient that may be to myself or others around me, because i don’t know any other way to be.

you go to a sex/couples therapist and deal with it like adults instead of lying to get what you want.

I think it’s likely that the people watching a Showtime-aired, nuanced drama about marriage and how affairs make life messy aren’t going to run out and do that for themselves. And if they do, they’re stupid on a level that I don’t know they’d be able to carry out a successfully hidden affair.

If your relationship is open, then adhere to the rules of engagement, and be honest.

What happened around 2008 that suddenly convinced the biggest idiots in this country that they had legitimate opinions on political matters? Before that it seemed like idiots kept away from politics because it was too “boring”, but now 9 out of 10 dipshits you meet actually think they know more about foreign policy…

It’s not just Americans. We elected Rob Ford.

CANADIAN HERE! Donald Trump talks a lot about the international community (he calls them “they”) not respecting President Obama. As part of the international community, I can tell you that Trump is THE BIGGEST JOKE when it comes to American politics. We’re all over here just shaking our heads.

Pics or it didn’t happen.