Oh my god, I thought I was the only one!!!!! I had this happen to me several times (before I stopped receiving them altogether). I once caught the guy, ran down to meet him, and breathlessly exclaimed, I'm here! I'm here! What are you doing? You never even rang my bell!" He awkwardly returned to the van to get…

I live in Hyde Park, and USPS is the worst!!! I never get my mail, and when I do get mail, it's for other people that don't live in my building. They've lost packages, put them out on the sidewalk where they have been stolen, and most frequently, neglect to give me even a notification of attempted delivery. I…

It was extremely pricey by Russian standards, 2500 rubles. At the time that came out to probably $75 USD? It was really well made though, definitely a good investment piece.

An angel investor in a promising new start-up!

I hear he's scoping out Sonya Thomas as his next wife (competitive eating champion) to address exactly this problem.

Fortunately Russia does have some of the most awesome scarves I've ever seen, so I could just put one on and tuck it down. Voila, chest covered! I still have that jacket somewhere...

When I was in Russia we got hit by cold rain and I went to the mall to get a jacket. Most Russian women are tall, but not busty, you CANNOT find larger sized bras there. Anyway, I'm trying on one of the larger sizes and it fit around the waist but didn't fully button to the top. I have scarves so I wasn't too worried…

Only thing better is peanut butter and chocolate ice cream.

Peanut butter eaten by the spoonful is so delicious, made only more delicious by rolling the spoon in chocolate chips. I applaude you.

no. some of them just have a sense of humor.

Okay I just spat coffee all over the screen ...

You are supposing that these were tweets written by people over 13 years of age. I wouldn't be so sure.

Oh, having been a government contractor, I know how much government employees are shat on by the public and the media. As if they do nothing of any benefit to anyone.

OMG jail looks awesome! You don't have to worry about what to wear AND people compliment your titties. Jenji Kohan always makes the worst things look amazing. Weeds made slinging pot seem like the most fun shit ever.

#wasasecurityescortnecessary #whatwillitellmyfriendsinthehamptonsthissummer

I don't have a lot of patience for religious zealots. The fact that they actively seek to speak their own version of pig-latin instead of the lingua franca doesn't help.

National Suicide Hotline, US: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

YES. I went from being a super skinny kid to being a kinda chubby kid from the ages of 8-11. I lost most of the weight with puberty, and my mom obviously saw that I was overweight, so what did she do? Push me outside more, took me to the park more, suggested I play with my friends more. She never, not once, even…

I have total respect for otherkin and soulbinders but transethnics are crossing the line.

Meh, I hated milk, especially because it was shitty quality and offered to kids everywhere. Don't despair! ;)