As someone who has cooked professionally since the 90s, I’m just happy I’m eating something I didn’t make

Hot take: Mustard and mayo is just a variation on vinegar and oil.

It’s called “ shopping” and people do actually enjoy it…especially compared to the soulless wasteland of online purchasing.

“The butter seals in the apple’s juices so they don’t leatherize”

Your commute is part of your job and should be taken into consideration when taking it.  No additional “free” compensation is required.  If you hate your commute so much, consider moving or taking a closer job.

Have a joint in Rockford called Uncle Nicks that is known for gyros. They've had pizza puffs forever, and I always thought they made them. I used to only eat them if I was drunk, but had one recently (while sober lol) and it was pretty good!

I will seek out a Taco John’s but as a someone who remembers the fantastic simplicity of Taco Bell’s 1970s menu, I would encourage you to seek out a Taco Casa of you’re ever in North Texas or Southern Oklahoma.

millenials are terrified of human contact

Two articles in a row about not trusting Tik Tok. You guys might be on to something heretofore only known to 98% of the population.

I lived in Chicago for years - who can’t eat deep dish with their hands?

Léon: The Professional is one of the best movies of all time. The actors are all incredible, the directing and camera are pure magic and the fact it has its problematic elements only adds to it all since it is a wonderful tale about deeply fucked up people. I will die on this hill.

#7 - Top Gun - “A masterpiece commercial for the US Airforce, yes.” Obviously it isn’t, since it’s about the US Navy.

If you can’t just admire a man’s affable persona and good works without knowing whether he’s a ride-or-die partisan for Your Side, that’s on you, not him.

If you don’t know what to think of a guy who does all of these wonderful, charitable things until you can figure out who he votes for — that is a YOU problem.

He may be a Republican, or conservative, or something else entirely; I don’t really care. I just want to watch a show that entertains me, and that’s what DDD does. Guy doesn’t go out saying horrible things, and while some may consider that a low standard, I don’t believe every public figure needs to be the forefront…

That’s a lot of stuff to bring. I get that you want to be respectful but it’s like you’re moving in.

The professional garlic press haters do not seem to realize that for many (most?) people, cooking is less an art/hobby than it is unpaid labor they have to perform on a daily basis. You know what the best, fastest, easiest way to convert a whole clove of garlic into mush is? It’s a garlic press.

My dog is too damn smart. If she gets applesauce, she’s gonna expect a pork chop along with it. :) 

I’m more concerned you’re not tossing your noodles in the sauce. 

I’m more a butter-only grits kind of guy, and far from a lover of cheese — but people who love to hate on Velveeta’s processed nature and “it’s not even cheese” really need to pick a different hill to die on. 

Velveeta makes things yummy.