Not a bidet fan. Used a lot of toilet paper wiping extra moist shit from my asshole.  

I generally don’t talk to people who live there unless they seem social.

Mid 80s, I was a young Airman living in Cheyenne. Taco Johns’ Taco Tuesday (2 for $.99) was always welcome, especially at the end of long pay periods. 

Once you’re outside of Chicago city limits, the existence of pizza puffs drops off exponentially the farther out you go.

Yep. If you can’t eat pizza with your hands, you have a hand problem.

I think it’s a Dennis omission because he mentions, “It starts out strong with the addition of delicious ancho chiles...”

Waffles have benefitted from being tricked up with popular accompaniments like fried chicken or the aforementioned “barbecue pork”. Why would you fuck with BBQ by shoving it in waffle.

Meanwhile, the pancake is able to satisfy equally, by itself or with a little help. If Martha and Snoop talked about pancakes like…

If I’m watching my carb intake, I’ll toss the top bun and eat my burger or chicken sandwich with knife and fork (same for a pulled pork sandwich, but that is because I want more porky flavor goodness in my mouth).

Shawshank should have won Best Picture that year. 

I could eat Progresso Tortilla Soup every day. 

I’d be happy if they brought back the B2000 in the US. 

Not at all a roadside attraction (it’s actually the opposite of attractive), but if I’m on a road trip in west Texas, I’m going to stop at Alsup’s for a deep fried burrito or three.  

I use my garlic press almost every day. It is infinitely better to press garlic with the skin on because the clean-up is so easy. 

My dog is too damn smart. If she gets applesauce, she’s gonna expect a pork chop along with it. :) 

I’m partial to the beer can up the chicken’s ass method, but some day I will try the spatchcock.

If I had to eat some boring ass, un-sauced noodles like Sawhatevah, I might feel the need to add The Devil’s Jizz, aka Ranch. But, I know how to cook pasta so I’ll leave the Ranch in my neighbor’s trash, where it’s always been.  

I work at the dining room table, so of course I eat at the sofa. 

pork > turkey

I love Cozy Corner. Must visit any time I’m in Memphis. 

Pay someone else to clean.