I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

So... if he missed it, what would have happened to that $90,000?

I feel your flu coming through my screen.

I disagree with Diana, but come on now. Two and a Half Men has been on for 12 seasons.

All this show did was make a bunch of sheltered, oblivious, middle-class Americans feel very smart about themselves. Out here, stuck in real life with the rest of us, it was just another day in the courthouse.

oh.

Yes.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

As said to flafafooey: It's an illusion. He's on his side so that's the outer part of his left thigh. Then the leg appears to disappear at a weird bend off the edge of the table but it's just going behind his pants which are lowered to just below the knees (at the top left of the photo below the blue chair in the…

At this point, the Giants would probably be better off just forfeiting the rest of their games and putting on a three-hour Odell Beckham Jr. skills showcase every Sunday.

You read an entire article about football, just to write run-on sentences about being above it all?

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

Second greatest catch I have ever seen- That Prothro catch at Alabama still takes the cake for me:

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"Samaje Perine" sounds like an artisanal mayonnaise Burneko would teach us to make.

I trust her. She appears to be a board-certified McD.