The Sixers have also agreed to give 50% during losses.

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

God: Welcome to heaven Emmanuel.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Ben Roethlisberger

He's a little too aloof. I like mascots who take time to interact with the fans :)

First time I've ever seen anything decent from Banjo on this site.

Clayton Kershaw and his friends are obviously trolling us in some form or fashion.

She had pretty sound logic, a pro athlete would never hurt a woman.

College basketball teams ranked:

Belichick: Listen, I'm in this fantasy weather league and I need to know: is it going to rain tomorrow?
Meteorologist: Rain is listed as... probable.
Belichick: YOU BASTARD

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

[grimace]