For a real, searing confessional by a man turn to the song “The Ideal Husband” by Father John Misty. The guy just brutally lays out everything he dislikes about himself, all with this wailing siren of panic in the background. A masterpiece of a blend of lyrics and musical emotion.

So much better

John Lennon was all the things Albert said, and they aren’t good things, but he just wasn’t *mostly* those things in a cultural context. Not even close. It just reeks of smug, self-righteous cynicism. You can snidely tear down pretty much any figure of global importance without even trying if you want to, their lives…

“To be honest, I don’t much care about which part of the British Isles rightly may claim John Lennon’s ancestry. He mostly was a self-promoting misogynist checkbook activist who imagined no possessions from one of the most exclusive addresses in the history of planet earth, so whichever country wants him can have him”

It’s so crazy how as Gawker has laughed and reveled in or at least promoted the downfall of Reddit and its mismanagement, it itself is completely imploding. I don’t think Nick Denton is going to be around for much longer.

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Hey now, you’ve got to hand it to Jim Abbott, he was unique. I tried to think of someone else who did what he did, but I’m stumped

Yes, I wore flip-flops to a wedding. But in my defense, they were my *dress* flip-flops.

Soccer announcers are the best announcers

By far the GOAT sports gif. Man I can watch it a thousand times. So much to see

Anyone else think Pete is going to get royally screwed!? I think he is being played by McCann, making him go against his non-compete so they can gut him out of the millions they owe him.

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AND THE CROWD GOES........home, apparently

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He’s back from retirement folks!

Dude, if you don’t want your fans to turn on you stop retweeting the Tsarnaevs

When you think of the best all time farm animals to have escaped on ESPN’s property, this goat is probably #2 or 3

On the bright side, medical crews had no problems locating Akinfeev.

It's not only possible to continue playing during a blackout, you can even win a Heisman trophy and get drafted by Cleveland in the process

That's a fucking imposter. Skim milk always wears a light blue cap.