Jimmy Kimmel did this skit. Trump is actually Liebkind

Just being reported more. Roosevelt almost banned football because so many people died. The record is 40 deaths in 1931.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

This was the last shot of Moses’s career:

I had the same question when I saw the famous fake by Matt Flynn and LSU. Found some literature:

I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???

Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

I’ve tried to explain this before, people. He’s not butt dialing and he’s not having a stroke. He’s the world’s foremost Twitter Acronymologist.

“Good....good”

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

i don’t get all these skee lo comments the guy went 0 for 4 he didn’t have a hit single

John Lennon was in Creed?

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

Yeah, let’s not have an incredible, profitable, city-unifying event because Jonny sits in twaffic too long.

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.

“Heegogn” is the worst call in sports.