South Dakota has to imagine the dragons before they can chase them

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Ooooooh! He ate it like a bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix!

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

My god, it's almost as if the post already refers to that and even links to it!

I'm Dirk Hayhurst. Got any questions for me?

How far can you punt a football?

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

I took the "What kind of stick are you?" quiz on Buzzfeed and I got "In the mud!"

Sealy, feel me, touchy wheelie.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

a hacker is sending out tweets from my account - @elkpga

To complete his new bad boy image, Lincecum is also having his fastball tattooed.

INTERVIEWER: After the disappointment of last year, I bet you can't wait for spring training to start.

All the other junior high kids are jealous as hell.