We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

Based solely on the part where he splits into three different people you'd have to think he's worth at least 6 million dollars.

What if this whole thing is because of a typo and it was a guy named Gord telling him what to do? I don't know about you, but I'd be even more disturbed to find that someone named Gord was that influential in anyone's life.

Big deal. "30 Rock" coasted on the back of a giant dick for seven seasons.

This is a disgrace, both to Nascar and America.

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

Looks like she might be changing her name to Gracie Silver! I mean, if she meets a nice Jewish boy in college and if they fall in love and eventually get married and if she's into changing her name, which is totally up to her, I mean, I understand her wanting to keep her own identity if that's her thing, but it's…

Meh. I'm pretty sure Nguyen Van Lem had the ugliest photo finish of all time.

Naturally, a pathetic couch figures prominently on the cover.

Here's hoping the Japanese skater has a stellar free skate because I'd love to see 3 10's to Yuna.

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Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

I'm no engineer, but I'm pretty sure the next gym beam will go down even easier.

I actually think this is a very shrewd move by the 76ers. The scouting report on this kid says his basketball IQ is off the charts.

If by average you mean the man to Yao's left, he has a doctorate in quantum mechanics, speaks 9 languages and is an accomplished cellist. If I'm mistaken and you're referring to the man behind Yao, that's Century 21 agent Jeff Whittels of Boca Raton, Fl, and he only sold three homes in the last calendar year. That is…

I can't believe this. Y'all do realize that there are some young ladies that frequent this site, are you not? Now they're going to think that baseball is a water sport, bless their hearts.

Thus almost began the first game of Temple Run

Have you ever wanted to hear Walter Johnson's voice?