I'm a bigger fan of Bishop's earlier pieces, when he was working exclusively in the medium of sweet ass panel vans.

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

I'm kind of disappointed the Undertaker didn't show up, but you have to save something for Casino's Law 2.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

He's got one hell of a kick-ass eyebrow though, so that's nice.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

I remember when I told my mom "Here's your greyhound!" and "Here's your ticket!" There were tears in her eyes, too.

She wasn't angry, that was just the name of her sled.

No kidding. Nolan just tore down Reilly's entire facade quicker than Building 7's on 9/11.

In all fairness, that would end their thirst.

Can we really blame this poor kid? What would you do if your coach kept screaming at you to give it your All?

Ok, but dad's gonna be really pissed when he finds out that's how you used his record player.

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Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

So why doesn't she just go to a scalper?

See? There is a spoon.

Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

"Yeah, you always have to cut a cheque that's ten times bigger when they start making noise."

In a statement, mysterious station owner Mr. K. K. said it's always Christmas at KKTV.