I guess Rob Ryan's problem WAS that he had too much hair.

Team,
Effort,
Tradition?

This marks the second seizure that Bieber has been a part of today.

"No means No"

"Young man, I tink this tennis is cover fer sumtin else. Remember, even if I don't catch ya Baby Jaysus will know."

You think that's bad? You should see the guys in Genie's Army.

Is that a 48 star flag?

If Brandon Marshall wants to go home, why doesn't he just click his heels three times?

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Wreck-knit Ralph

A-Rod: "You guys know how to play 'La Bamba'?"

It's the default.

No, you idiot! I said that your image rehabilitation begins by showing off a somber A-Rod!

Well, seeing how the organization is not-for-profit, what else was he supposed to do with all that extra money?

That's not fair — now the guy's got a lead foot.

Still better than how history will remember their cousin Dildo.

He told the trainer he couldn't feel his leg N-eymar

"Bullshit, we'll give you double!"

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.