A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::

'i'll take some HGH, throw in some of that BBQ, and a few of those BLT's'

Great, Peng Shuai ruins another room.

Oh, sure, it's funny when it happens to them, but when I mix up brothers suddenly I'm racist.

Usually when a ref screws up a call that bad it’s Triplette’s.

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

"Oh man, what if football ... was no good... at me?"

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

How far can you punt a football?

Weirdly, Belichick would probably smile at this. He sure does love film study.

I thought his cousin was really tiny and young, but apparently his feet can at least reach the pedals. Just yesterday, I overheard Don Mattingly recounting their trips: "This little Puig, he went to market. This little Puig, he drove home."

So he is, literally, half the man he used to be.

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Well, it's a more subtle trap than last week's poll:

I believe there is a typo in your title, it should be "This is an erection to top"

+1

Rodman's smarter than we give him credit for, to be fair.

Oh, come on, this seems like a bit of an overreaction. Just because they go 3-13, all of a sudden it's offensive to call someone a "Redskin"?

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.