Holder: "and to top everything off, a Nelly song came on"
Holder: "and to top everything off, a Nelly song came on"
So it popped the Mascherano cherry?
Rob Ryan: Buffet fan, buffet fan
Texas Rangers Internal Memo
Guerrero: I just bought new vehicle Miguel. But it doesn't work. How do I make a van go?
Girl my dick is like James Joyce: long and hard and forced on you in English class
Damn girl can I call you Dorothy Parker 'cause your ass is rounder than an Algonquin table
It seems like this is an apt metaphor for something.
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Close:
Converse exec: Dammit! Since Meb won Boston, Skechers' market share has increased over ours by 15%! We have to do something!
Recruit: (attends Rice)
So naive. If you really want benefits, snake oil is where it's at
That defense is pretty weak, it's not like anyone has ever *asked* to be roofied.
He jumps so high and fast my telescope detected a red shift
Thank you, freebase God
Shelter Worker: All these little guys are looking for a home. Would you be interested in this cat named Eli Manning? Or over here is a cute little puppy, we named him Tom Brady. And here's a bird we named Cam Newton. And this little guy is JaMarcus Russell.
"What a shit manager!"
All the signs told him he should stop and just put the camera away, but he's a bicyclist.
Foul ball locations, one week later: