Well shit, that just took all the cred out of my rap name, MC Mic Wize

+1 fucking hilarious

(takes pie to face)

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Dude I *combined* pot, alcohol and pills what more do they want from me

Good luck finding a gardener now dumbass

This reminds me of the time I killed that guy and put his body in the RV

Just yesterday I was like "what the hell got up this guy's ass?" and now I know

Right? Whose the moran

Shame to see him finally succumb to his eponymous fever

Bryce Harper: (poses for picture) Don't worry everybody, thumb's just fine. Heeeeyyy.

But enough about Rob Ford

It's 3/5 of a black spot

SMH Espn. The real story is clearly how disappointed Tim Tebow must be that he chose the wrong sport and has to watch the playoffs from home

Boy were those kids disappointed when they spent $400 to go to the VIP area for bottle service and it turned out to be study hall and a Mountain Dew

You may be a backup catcher Wil but buck up—if you keep working hard maybe you'll move up to starter and that's when the Olan Mills money starts rolling in

[grimace]

Perhaps you're used to seeing different folks

In LA even the first pitch leaves the park early

Do your research. It's Mag-uh-Ree. Sheesh.